i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
I do my eyeliner real thick so he know he fucking with a real ass bitch
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
get a spoon
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever
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